Cow joke
What's wrong with Bessie? She looks like she's...
Cow Jokes
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef jerky
Convicted hit man Jimmy "Two-shoes" McClardy has just confessed to beating a cow to death in a small rice field with only two small porcelain figures.
Police admit that this may be the first known c...
Mad Cow Disease
So two cows are talking in a field, The first c...
Sven the Farmer
A Minnesota farmer named Sven had a car acciden...
Teacher and student
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
Teacher-Student Joke
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?
A milkshake.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef Jerkey
What's a nickname for a dumb cow?
Moooooron
Why was Adele underneath a cow?
So she could say "hello from the udder side"
If you call a man's mother a cow, he may thank you
if he's Hindu and it's her funeral.
Take me to Vet.
Wife: How are you feeling?
Husband: Very sick,...
Why is PMS called PMS?
"Mad Cow Disease" was taken.
A cow moves in next door to a horse...
...the horse says, "Welcome to the neighhhhhhhh...
I was at a barbecue party when a cow from a nearby farm charged me and chased me into a corner
It was at that moment I realized my life was at...
What did the cow say to the paintbrush?
Moo.
As told by my kid this morning.
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Convicted hitman, Jimmy "Two Shoes" McClardy, c...
How come a cow doesn't have legs?
Because its beef
Why do they call it PMS?
Because mad cow disease was already taken
Why did Adele crawl under the cow?
...to say hello from the udder side.
I'll tak...
Why are there so many Indians working with telemarketing?
Because they have the biggest cow center.
What did the cat say to the banana?
Banana.
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What did the cow say to the banana...