Teacher and kid
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
Cow Jokes
In a preschool....
Kids were learning what meat comes from which a...
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what...
What is a cow's favorite Bob Seger song?
Night moooves.
Sorry...
What do you call a disobedient feline pirate?
A mew-tineer!
And what do you call a genetical...
One brave student...
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
What does a selfish cow say?
"Meeeeeeeeeeeeee"
A medical student begins studying the effects of temperature on cow eyes
He obtains three cow eyes, and labels then alph...
Taste Like Peppermint
I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered B...
BREAKING: Police are trying to rescue a cow lost in a cannabis field.
The steaks have never been higher.
A Lawyer, a Muslim, and a Hindu are travelling together...
One night, they are looking for a place to stay...
How do you make beef stew?
Tell a cow they're being watched.
Teacher V/S Student
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
The difference between slavery and a cow?
After 200 years, you stop milking the cow.
What do you call a Masterbating Cow?
A Beef Stroganoff
Why did the anorexic cow take great offense when the farmer wished him Merry Christmas?
...because he was a moo-slim.
Did you hear about the wooden cow?
Wooden milk.
What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow?
A moo-slim.
A fat redneck went to a doctor to check on his heart condition.
The doctor advised him to stop eating meat with...
A cow was beat to death while keeping torn to shreds by a dog, soon to be rewarded by an old man, who shortly tripped, crashed down a hill and died.
This certainly was knick-knack paddy-whack give...
Interrupting cow
Knock knock
Who's there
Interrupting cow
Inter...
What do you call a cow with no right legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no hind legs?
an utter drag
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A victum of a psychopath.