Convicted hitman, Jimmy "Two Shoes" McClardy, confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures.
Police admit this may be the first known case of a knick-knack paddy whack.
(from Colin Mocherie)
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