Knock, knock. Who's there? Interupting cow.
Interupting cow who?
Moooooooooooo.
Cow Jokes
Burger
Day 1
A few days ago I was at school and the t...
A conversation between teacher and Kids
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
What does a meditating cow say?
.ooOOOMMMMOOOOOooooo........
A Cow Walking,Newton Stopped it.
NEWTON’S LAWs:
A Cow Was Walking, Newton Stoppe...
Teacher: "what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
My wife and I went to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a si...
A calf asked her mother...
"Mama, how did I get my name?"
The mother res...
What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?
How are you vealing?
What are the two sexiest barn yard animals?
Brown-chicken-brown-cow
What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?
You want some beef?
I told my wife we are all reincarnated, but MUST come back as a different creature. She said she wanted to come back as a cow.....
.... then I said: "You obviously haven't been l...
Some things you just can't explain.
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar ge...
Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?
She thought she was a dromedary.
Teachers be like...
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
Cows
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef
...
What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?
An udder failure.
Why were people milking cow upside down?
Because the system went tits-up
What does the fat cow give you?
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?
America can't milk a cow for 14 years.
How does a cow kiss?
Smooooooch
Did you hear about the cow that doesn't give any milk?
It's an udder disappointment.
What do you call a depressed cow?
A mooooope
A teacher asks her student
Teacher: What does a Bee gives us?
Student: H...