NEWTON’S LAWs:
A Cow Was Walking, Newton Stopped It..He Stopped,,
He Found His 1st Law..
“An Object Continues To Move Unless It Stops”
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He Gave A Force By Kicking The Cow
It Gave A Sound
He Formulated The 2nd Law..
“Force,F=MA”
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After Sometimes Cow Gave A Kick To Newton,,
Then He Formulated 3rd Law..
“Every Action Has An Equal And Opposite Reaction”
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