why man thinks cows are stupid?
one day a farmer who can talk to animals walked...
Cow Jokes
Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?
Cause they lactose.
How can working with cow hide help on a first date?
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by...
Pi day jokes
I'm a tutor at a school and me and my students ...
What does one cow call another cow's dairy products?
Butter from another udder
Interrupting Cow
Red: Knock Knock
Dit: Who's There?
Red: Interru...
Teacher- "what does a chicken give you?"
Teacher- "what does a chicken give you?"
Stude...
Some things you just can't explain
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar slo...
"Homework!"
Teacher: "Kids, what does the fluffy chicken gi...
How do you stop a cow from blocking traffic?
Tell him to moooooooooooooo-ve
I'm going to H...
The Comedian
So there's this comedian called Horace and ever...
A Televangelist, a Rabbi and a Hindu were traveling together
They came across a farm and asked to spend the ...
Don't ask your wife This
Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow diseas...
The Frying Pan
Two sausages are in a frying pan.
One of the sa...
Our top story of the day.
Today hit-man Jimmy "Two Shoes" Mclardy confess...
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef Strokin' Off
Questions and Answers between "Teacher and Student"
Teacher: "Kids, what does the fluffy chicken gi...
A brief engagement.
I got engaged, but it didn't last long. as I re...
People say, "why buy the cow, if you get the milk for free?"
But I don't see anyone buying a car with out a ...
Doctor, I messed up.
A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Fr...
What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?
Utterly useless
Fertilization
Uneducated hillbilly farmer calls a vet to ...
What is the medical term for a fat cow?
Morbidly o-beef