Uneducated hillbilly farmer calls a vet to artificially inseminate his cow.
Young nerdy-looking vet (with glasses) arrives.
Vet: Would you like white, brownish or greyish calf?
Farmer: Son, I don't care about its color as long as it doesn't have to wear glasses.
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