Two cows are standing in a field
The first cow looks to the second cow and says ...
Cow Jokes
Jokes you used to tell as a kid
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Inter...
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no leg...
Cow jokes
**What do you call a three legged cow?**
*Tr...
What do you call a cow...
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean Beef...
How do you grow a cow?
Plant its nuts.
What do you call a lonely cow?
Beef Jerky
What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?
Reprimand from the university ethics board and ...
What do you call a rock climbing cow?
A high steak situation
Why do milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder
Jimmy's First Cow
One fine morning on the family farm, Jimmy exci...
What do you call a cow that will go down in history?
Legendairy
[From my young daughter]
The cow says "moo", the horse says "neigh"...
The dog says "That person...Edward..."
Two cows are standing in a barn.
Cow 1: Hey, did you hear about the big outbreak...
Why did the milking stool only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef Stroganoff
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students...
The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?...
What do you call a...
What do you call a powered scooter in cow count...
What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?
Your funding revoked by the ethics board.
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising home along a country road
one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front...