The men on the run...
So there's three criminals on the run from the ...
Cow Jokes
What did the male frog say to the female frog?
The male frog's name is cow. The female frog's ...
What do you call a cow that just tripped?
Ground Beef
What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?
A dead cow!
(My 5-year old made up this joke)
Why is it called PMS?
Because mad cow disease was already taken.
What do you get from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia.
THE BLONDE AND THE COW
A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado...
Have you heard of the famous cow?
He's legendairy
Farm Life....
A little boy comes down to breakfast.
Since th...
Did you hear about the famous cow?
He's legendary!1!!111!
What drugs do cows take?
Cow-caine
What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?
You can't milk a cow for 2000 years
Two Cows are scared of getting mad cow disease
A cow walks up to another cow and asks
"Are y...
Why do milking stools only have three legs?
'Cause the cow has the udder
What's the best way to reward a fat waitress?
Cow tipping.
What goes ooooooo?
A cow with no lips.
;) ;) ;)
A cow made a joke
but it was too cheesy
The road was wet, the moon was high.
We were alone, just her and I.
The starts wer...
I jst saw a cow that ses its dder to strm a klele.
Sorry, I guess 'u' had to be there.
what did the cow said to the other cow?
cow1: "i was abour to say that"
cow2: "say wha...
Discrimination
Three first-graders are flunking their class. T...
Motivation
A bull was deployed for servicing the cows on a...
What do you call a cold and angry cow?
Brrrgrrr...
What do you call an angry and cold...
Jimmy "2-shoes" the Hitman...
confessed in court that he was once hired to be...