We were alone, just her and I.
The starts were bright, her eyes were too.
I knew just what she wanted to do.
So with my courage, I did my best,
and I laid my hand upon her breast.
I knew she was ready, but I didn't know how.
Because it was my first time ever,
milking a cow.
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