What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?
Your Mother.
Cow Jokes
What do you call a siting cow?
[Ground Beef!](#s)
What do cows use at school?
A cow-culator
Anybody taking bath in Milk..
"Why do you take baths in milk?"
"I can't find...
What do you call a cow with only one side?
A moobius strip.
What do you call a cow fart?
Dairy-air.
Same old cow
My wife and I went to the ploughing championshi...
What did the cow say to the farmer?
*Mooove* your hands away from there!
Where did the cow go?
It mooved.
What happens when a cow jumps over a barb-wire fence?
udder destruction
What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?
Americans can't milk a cow for 15 years.
What do you call a cow having a seizure?
A milkshake.
If there was a male cow made out of earth...
That would be terrible.
Did you hear about the cow that tried to hurdle a barbed wire fence?
It was an udder disaster.
A cow fell off a truck in Russia
They say he hadn't been Put in properly.
[Request][not a joke][urgent] I need puns. Specifically. Cow themed wedding/bride/engagement puns.
I cant help but ask the best of the best. I nee...
Mr Bean bought a cow
Do U Know Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow???
2 ...
A teacher is teaching her class about animals.
She has a list of barnyard creatures on the boa...
Teacher :)
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
Convicted hitman Jimmy 'Two Shoes' McClardy confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures.
Police admit this may be the first known case o...
What happens when you give a cow a joint?
The steaks are high