What do you call a sarcastic Canadian cow?
Cowlin Mockery
Cow Jokes
How do cows do math?
A cow-culator.
haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.
Did you hear about the cow who couldn't give milk?
She was an udder disappointment.
What do you call a male cow with no legs?
Disabulled.
New lady cow shows up; bull asks, "who is that?"
His friend replies, "never seen herbivore."
What do you call a cow masturbating?
Beef stoken-off
A man is walking down a country lane …
… when he sees a 5/6 years old little girl who...
What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?
Moo Mitch, get out the hay
A stupid joke that my mum tells me a lot
So there are two cows eating grass in a paddock...
A Cow Was Walking, Newton Stopped It
NEWTON’S LAWs:
A Cow Was Walking, Newton Stoppe...
Two cows are talking in a field.
Two cows are in a field. One says, ‘I’m not sca...
What sound does a dead cow make?
BOOOOOOOOOO
What do you call a cow that does hella dodgy stuff?
Moo-licious.
(Malicious)
What do you call a cow that's cold and angry?
BURRRR...GERRRRRRR
edit: Thought of this last ...
What cow produces milk and potatoes
Your mother.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk!
What happens when a cow jumps over a barb wire fence?
Udder destruction
My favorite abortion joke
What do you call a cow that has had an abortion...
What does the narcissistic cow say?
Moooo!
Cuz it's a cow
What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?
America can't milk a cow for 15 years.
What does the narcissistic cow say?
"Meeeeee!"
I wrote this.
I'm now a comedy wr...
A bull was deployed for servicing the cows on a farm
A bull was deployed for servicing the cows on a...
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
Bush didn't do a cow.
I'm writing a song about milking a cow.
It's all quarter notes.