Backup - What you do when you run across a varmint in the woods.
Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick to work.
Byte - What your pitbull done to cousin Billy-Bob.
Chip - Cow pasture surprises that you try not to step in.
Terminal - When yer about to die.
Crash - When you go to Jethro's party uninvited.
Digital - The art of counting on yer fingers.
Diskette - Female who dances the disco.
Fax - What you lie about to the IRS and yer wife.
Hacker - Uncle Willie after 32 years of smoking.
Hardcopy - Picture used to help you select a tattoos.
Internet - Where cafeteria ladies put their hair.
Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to yer John Deere.
Mac - Big John's favorite fast food.
Megahertz - How your head feels after 13 beers.
Modem - What you do when the grass gets so high that it hides the pickup truck that you have on blocks in the front yard.
Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie call home.
Network - Scoopin' a big fish before it breaks yer line.
ROM - Where the pope lives.
Screen - Keeps mosquitoes outta yer trailer.
Serial Port - A red wine you drink with yer breakfast.
Superconductor - The guy who yells "All Aboard" the loudest at a train station.
SCSI (pronounced scuzzi) - What you call your two-week-old underwear.
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