My friend lived in China for a long time, this was the only joke that he heard that made sense in English.
Xi went to Guangxi and spoke with the governor ...
Cow Jokes
What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?
Summer...Her name's summer.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?
Cows are real.
Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?
MOOOOOO!!!!
What's a cow's favorite chemical?
molybdenum monoxide
MoO
What do you get if you walk under a cow?
A pat on the head.
A civil engineer, a chemist and an economist are traveling in the countryside...
They stop at a small country inn. "I only have ...
King of the Jungle
Bull says to Lion with a smirk on his face,
"L...
Student insult teacher
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef Stroganoff.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with one leg...
What's the difference between pirate jokes and a dead cow?
You can't milk a dead cow
A Cow Rolls Again
How did the cow eat grass?
Without knowing wher...
what do you call a cow
a cow
The way a cow rolls.
How does a cow eat grass?
With his mooth.
Why d...
What do you call a cow masterbating?
Beef stroking off
The commissar came to the collective farms to see how devoted the farmers are to the Soviet cause.
He asked a farmer "If the communist party asked...
three men see a cow
"There are three men on a train. One of them is...
Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day?
To the Moooovies
Some Things You Just Can't Explain....
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar ge...
Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?
Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she re...