They stop at a small country inn. "I only have two rooms, so one of you will have to sleep in the barn," the innkeeper says. The civil engineer volunteers to sleep in the barn and the others go to bed. After a few minutes the two are awakened by a knock. It's the civil engineer, who says, "There's a cow in that barn. I'm a Hindu, and it would offend my beliefs to sleep next to a sacred animal." The chemist says "OK, I'll sleep in the barn." The others go back to bed, but are soon awakened by another knock. It's the chemist who says, "There's a pig in that barn. I'm Jewish, and cannot sleep next to an unclean animal." So the economist is sent to the barn. It's getting late, and the others soon fall asleep. A few seconds later they're awakened by an even louder knock. They open the door and are surprised by what they see: It's the cow and the pig!
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