What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?
Udder destruction
Cow Jokes
Why did the cow sign up for TSA precheck?
Butterflies
Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
What did the Mexican cow say about the roller coaster he was riding?
He said it was "Moo...whee! Bien."
10 year o...
I was astonished to learn that the meat in Subway was slaughtered in a traditional Muslim way.
How do they fit a rucksack on a cow?
Is your cow a smoker?
"No, why?"
"Then it seems that your barn might ...
Why does a cow need a bell?
Because its horn doesn't work.
Teacher: Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?
Students: Eggs!
Teacher: Very good! Now what do...
What do you call a male cow stuffed with C4?
Abominable
Why didn't the cow go to the barn?
He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Why is PMS called PMS?
Because mad cow was already taken.
What is the first derivative of a cow?
A prime rib.
What do you call a religious cow in the Middle East?
A Moooooslim!!
Why did the cow explode?
Because it was a mooooooslim.
What do you call a cow during an earthquake?
A milkshake
What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?
Udder destruction.
I bought a cow today,
I'm going to milk it for all it's worth.
- dad
Two cows in a field. One asks “should I be worried about mad cow’s disease”?
“Well I’m not”, the other replies, “...because ...
Why did the cow explode?
Because it was a mooooooslim.
Did you hear about the lonely cow that joined a dating website?
She was searching for her udder half.
What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?
Keep it in the cow.
Joke Of The Day August 12, 2016
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Did you hear about the mad scientist, who infus...