What do you call a russian cow?
Mos-cow
Cow Jokes
The NFL decides to put on a barnyard show
Eli Manning says, "*New York City has the best ...
What do you call a cow with Parkinsons?
Beef Jerky
4 years old: what do you call a cow that does not moo?
5 years old: it is called no moo cow.
Did you guys hear about the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was an "udder" disaster!
What's the difference between 9/11 and a Cow?
America can't milk a cow for 15 years
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students...
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having t...
Whats got 2 legs and bleeds?
half a cow.
I JUST SAW A SEA COW CHANGING COLOR!!
OH THE HUE MANATEE!!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Five year old granddaughter to me.
Her: Knock, Knock.
Me: Who's there?
Her: Interr...
[Offensive] A Muslim an Atheist and a Hindu get stuck on the side of a road.
A nearby farmer decides to let them stay at his...
What do you call a cow who's had an abortion?
Decaffeinated
Who's a cow's favorite scientist?
Neil the-grass Tyson.
I bet you are a Taurus...
because you are a fat cow.
Teacher: "Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?"
Students: Eggs!
Teacher: "Very good! Now what ...
What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?
I have no idea but I wouldn't milk it.
I had a cow that was afraid of everything
Coward was her name.
My friend lives in Colorado and told me he wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm.
I told him it wasn't a good idea. The steaks wo...
How cowboys are made
"Dad?"
"Yes, son?"
"Where do Cowboys come fro...
Teacher vs student
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
Cheap cow...
The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy ...
My friends got tired of me telling cow jokes
They didn't find them very amoosing.
My friend lives in Colorado and wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn’t a good idea.
The steaks would be too high.