Eli Manning says, "*New York City has the best breakfast egg sandwiches so I'll play the chicken.*"
Aaron Rodgers says, "*Wisconsin has the best cheese so I'll play the cow.*"
Tom Brady says, "*We just won five Super Bowls so I'll be the GOAT.*"
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