A nearby farmer decides to let them stay at his house but he only has two beds so he says one of them will have to sleep in the barn.
The Atheist volunteers first and goes to sleep in the barn. However he knocks at the door of the house 15 minutes later and complains that he can't take the smell.
The Hindu offers to take his place because he is used to bad smells from his childhood in India.
However less than 5 minutes later the Hindu knocks at the door of the house and explains he cannot sleep there because there is a cow in the barn and they are too sacred to sleep by in his religion. Finally the Muslim offers to take his place in the barn.
Much to the farmers annoyance there is one more knock at the door and the now very angry farmer is surprised to see his goat in shock at the door.
"I can't sleep in there, man..."
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