My friend lives in Colorado and told me he wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm.

If a fat person...

If a fat person has a fully functioning penis, does that make them a sperm...

Dog Crossing

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw some dog food.

Why do you need a...

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can't drive !

A student needs...

He enters the professor's office and explains his situation. The professor is...

How do vampire...

How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.

Mommy, mommy!

Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat? Shut up...

Can I Tap your...

George Bush was driving with Powell one day and he had to take a leak...

What does a...

I apollogize.

Why did the ram...

...He didn't see the ewe turn! .>_

New Age...

Comedy, just like everything else in this world, is constantly evolving....