A Brit and an Indian walk down the streets of Brussels.
All of a sudden, a large German military plane ...
Cow Jokes
What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You stop milking a cow after 10 years
What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?
After 15 years people are still milking 9/11. ...
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
What's the difference between the twin towers and a cow?
People will stop milking a cow after 15 years.
why did the cow cross the road
to get to the UDDER side
ok im srry pls dont hu...
A Cow Grazing
Artist : “That, sir, is a cow grazing”
Visitor ...
Political Science for Dummies
DEMOCRAT
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has...
What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?
I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it
The new bull
A farmer recently spent $6,500 on a young regis...
Let's Talk
A stranger was seated next to Ken on an empty f...
What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
Irish Car Accident
A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was...
What is considered a low stakes business?
A miniature cow farm
Q: How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow?
A: One if nobody's looking.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-einated
What do you call a cow...
with only two legs?
Lean Beef.
What do you ca...
What Do You Call A Masterbating Cow?
Beef Stroganoff!
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfinated.
My cow won't give any milk...
She is an udder failure.
What do you call a cow that masturbates?
Beef jerky.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
Americans can't milk a cow for 15 years.
Why was the farmer's cow moody
Cause he realized he was an udder failure
Hillary Clinton walks into a bar...
Hillary Clinton walks into a bar with a pig on ...
I've Studied Various Religions
And here's what I found:
* Christianity was to...