Computers Jokes

Computers Jokes

Twas the night before crisis


Twas the night before crisis,And all through t...

OJ's URL


OJ Simpson's website address:


www dot 'o' do...

Switched Inputs


For a computer programming class, I sat direct...

WARNING: New Virus Alert!


*** VIRUS ALERT ***


If you receive an email...

Car Problems


There are three engineers in a car; an electri...

Computers: Male or Female?


A language instructor was explaining to her cl...

Top Ten Actual E-mail Addresses


10. Hellen Thomas Eatons (Duke University) - e...

Caring for floppy disks


ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtai...

3 Facts About Computers


Surfing the net is nothing like surfing, not e...

An IBM acronym


IBM: Incredibly Boring Machine

Miniskirts


What do miniskirts and hard disks have in comm...

If cars were *really* like computers


Subject: If cars were *really* like computersW...

Tennis


Why can't cmputers play tennis?


They try to ...

Fraternity Prank by Microsoft Backfires


Netscape employees found a gigantic blue stag...

Operating systems as beers


Windows 95 Beer -- You can't buy it yet, but a...

Two programmers see


Two programmers were walking along the street....

Types of computer viruses


Paul Revere virus: This revolutionary virus do...

Bedtime in Neverland


When do you know that it is bedtime in Neverla...

Signs You are an Internet Geek


Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek...


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Computer lingo guide


Laptop - Where the grandkids sit

Crazy Time Virus Warning


Folks, I don't normally send out virus warning...

Helpdesk #1


1. Compaq is considering changing the instruct...

Redneck computer term


Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year.

The Twelve Bugs of Christmas


For the first bug of Christmas, my manager sai...

C-Nile Virus


I thought you would want to know about this e-...