-Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,000 phone bill.
-Has won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years
running.
-When asked for their phone number, they give it in hex.
-Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
-Somehow gets HBO on their PC at work.
-Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie "The
Net."
-Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
-Their video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among
turn-ons.
-Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good
Morning, Mr./Mrs. President."
-You hear them murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA card now,
Professor "I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"
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