Computers Jokes

Computers Jokes

One Wish Please


A man was walking down the beach when he found...

Redneck computer term


Terminal - Time to call da undertaker.

99 little bugs in the code...


99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the co...

Tough Quiz


A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next ...

Worlds "shortest" books!


25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O.J...

Netscape Navigator FishCam


In Netscape Navigator, type Ctrl + Alt + f to ...

Computer Support Pro


COMPUTER PROBLEM REPORT FORM:1. Describe your ...

Internet Junkie Warning Signs


You know it's time to turn your computer off a...

3 Inch


Why is a woman different from a PC?


A woman ...

Costello: Hey, Abbott!


Costello: Hey, Abbott!
Abbot: Yes, Lou?
Cost...

Barney and Bill


Some will say that this is definitive proof th...

Computer Poem


A computer was something on TV from a science ...

Help stories from Tech Support


An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Su...

Icy


What do you get when you cross a computer with...

A Commandment for C Programmers


10. Thou shalt foreswear, renounce, and abjure...

Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If...


Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for ov...

Tech Support "Classics!"


Customer: "Your sound card is defective and I ...

Microsoft Advertisin


After first seeing Microsoft's slogan for its ...

If this company ran Christmas...


If Dell ran Christmas...Wait a minute? Isn't I...

Help stories from Tech Support


Another Compaq technician recieved a call from...

Re-Engineering the Work Approach


Postulate 1: Knowledge is power.
Postulate 2:...

Michal jackson and santa claus


how is michal jackson and santa claus the same...

Computer Acronyms


PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Indust...

Taking Dweebonics Classes


TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CL...

Customer Computer Funnies


A woman called the Cannon help desk with a pro...