A group of the world's leading computer scientists got together
and created a gigantic computer. It had hundreds of 120 pentium
chips linked together, more than 1,000 ten gigabyte hard drives
and ran at speeds in excess of 5,000 MHz. After months of
feeding in data, the leading scientist sat down at the keyboard
and typed in, "Is there a God?"
The answer instantly flashed up on the huge monitor, "There is
NOW!"
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