Computers Jokes

Computers Jokes

Tech Support for Etch-A-Sketch


Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has a distorted display. W...

MS-Condom


When the Software industry had badly gone down...

Computer prices


A woman was shopping in a computer discount st...

P-mail


My wife and I were watching a show on The Lear...

Scientist


What do you call a computer scientist? It does...

If this company ran Christmas...


If Thinking Machines ran Christmas...You would...

If this company ran Christmas...


If Fisher Price ran Christmas..."Baby's First ...

Computers are male


10 Reasons why computers are male.


10. They ...

Software development cycle


1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug...

New Computer Virus


Did you hear about the new computer virus?
It...

An IBM acronym


IBM: Idiots Built Me

But how do I know...


Tech Support: "What does the screen say now."
...

Types of computer viruses


Nike virus: Just Does It!

When big hands touch the little hands...


Q: When does Micheal Jackson go to bed?
A: Wh...

Why I don't answer my email


10. The dog chewed through my monitor cable an...

'Microsoft'


It was only after their marriage, that Bill Ga...

Top 10: the Redneck and the Computer


Ten ways to tell if a redneck has been working...

3 times a virgin.


A woman had been married three times and was s...

Unintentional MS Humor: [This really happened]


Editor's note: I usually say, "take it with a ...

Error Messages


Microsoft is trying to add some humor to its e...

An IBM acronym


IBM: I Bought a Mac

An Engineer and a Programmer


A programmer and an engineer are sitting next ...

IBM


Lady goes to her gynecologist for pre-marital ...

If this company ran Christmas...


If the NSA ran Christmas...Your ornaments woul...

'PG' A Y2K solution for database managers


Y2K Solution: 'Millenium Year Application Sof...