MS-Condom

When the Software industry had badly gone down, three software
giants Sun Micro, SCO (UNIX), and Microsoft started producing
condoms and named them Java-condo, CondomiX, and MS-Condome
respectively. A customer using Java-condo complained to Sun that
the condom doesn't fit correctly. Sun replied, "Wait till we get
the ISO standard." They boasted that it would fit to any size
irrespective of underlying structure.


Well, the customer switched to CondomiX and found that by the
time he finishes reading the instructions, given along with
CondomiX, his wife sleeping and he forgetting why he is using
CondomiX.


Finally he switched to MS-Condome. To his surprise it was so
good...and comfortable! He used it happily. Six months later he
found that his wife was pregnant. He got angry and complained to
Microsoft. He got his reply from Microsoft:


A patch is coming soon!