Helpdesk Nightmares
Tech Support: I need you to right-click on the...
Computers Jokes
Dairy queen--whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant?
The bur...
Types of computer viruses
Dan Quayle virus: Prevents your system from sp...
Computer lingo guide
Drive - Getting home during most of the winter...
You may be an Engineer if...
If you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wif...
Operating systems as beers
Unix Beer -- Comes in several different brands...
How to Crash the Internet
If you send this message off to 20 people with...
The AOL Car
1. The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MP...
Bill Gates Joke 1
Why does Bill Gates drive a car with 1 wheel?
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Car break trouble
A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a...
You're hooked if...
It's time to turn your computer off and read a...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CE...
You Know You Are Too Serious About Computers...
1) When you add a third modem to your dedicat...
*Great Writer*
There was once a young man who, in his youth, ...
That darned cup holder
Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"
Tech...
Dr. Seuss
What If Dr. Seuss was a Technical Writer? Here...
Computer Dating
After only being married for six months, the u...
MS Word + I should fart
Type "I should fart" (sans quotes) in MS Word,...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves...
Message in a bottle
A ragged individual stranded for several month...
Helicopters and Microsoft
A helicopter was flying around Seattle yesterd...
Gates & Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to chang...
Computer Problem
The gigantic computer took up a whole wall, dw...
Three men: a project manager, a software engineer,...
Three men: a project manager, a software engin...
AOL/TW Merger.
Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warne...