The Top 14 Euphemisms for Holiday Overeating


14> Loading Santa's Sleigh


13> Dropping Toys Down the Chimney


12> Stuffing the Intestinal Stocking


11> Opening an Account With E.F. Glutton


10> Getting Stockingfaced


9> Fueling the Mother of All Yule Logs


8> Dreaming of a Wide Christmas


7> Becoming a Macy's Float


6> Circuit-Training the Ol' Sansabelt Muscles


5> Digest Ye Sedentary Gentlemen


4> Getting on Jenny Craig's "Naughty" List


3> Not Letting the Nutritionists Win


2> Uploading to Napster


1> Providing Shade for the Ol' Yule Log


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