Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the most important role. Finally the 10 year old said to her younger sister, 'Well you just ask Mom. She'll tell you it's much harder to be a virgin than it is to be an angel.'
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