G. I. Joe
A mom and her little girl at the toys counter ...
Christmas Jokes
Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire
A married man is shopping in a mall for a chri...
Dave Barry on Halloween
I love Halloween. It reminds me of my happy ch...
Redneck quickies 31
You might be a redneck if...You have to duct t...
Christmas Knock-Knock
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Ma...
Ode to the Turkey
When I was a young spry turkey, new to the coo...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:
ON A HAIRDRYER:...
Question and answer Christmas joke
Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on...
One Smart Redneck!
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do yo...
Supreme Decision
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot ...
Christmas Cookie Dou
Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, J...
New Policy
Effective immediately, the following economizi...
Christmas sweater
I got a sweater for Christmas, but I really wa...
mexican christmas
(Q.)Why do mexicans eat tamales for christmas?...
Christmas Carols for the Dysfunctional
SCHIZOPHRENIA:
Do you Hear What I Hear?
MU...
Thai food
Why are so many sharks stricken with diarrhea?...
Redneck quickies 16
You might be a redneck if...
You move your r...
Question and answer Christmas joke
Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of...
A Child's View of Retirement
After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her y...
A cats rendition of 12 days of xmas..
On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave ...
3 Hymns
The Sunday before Christmas, a pastor told his...
My Position
A Congressman was once asked about his attitud...
Redneck quickies 27
You might be a rednack if...Your wife gets a h...
Ironic
Define irony.
An Amish person getting hit by...
12 Days of Christmas
Sung to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas"...