Christmas tree better

When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.

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