Sit right down and I’ll share the tale
Of how three Texas guys and one crazy female
Came up with the best inside joke there’s ever been
About the greatest band the world’s never seen
It started with a video game late one night
Toxic Chemical Smoothie sounded just right
For their imaginary band and its imaginary deeds
That evening’s laughter contained the joke’s seeds
They’d all talk about it from time to time
Whenever the memory came to mind
Till one Christmas she decided to send
Band logo t-shirts to each of her friends
Before they knew it, a fan club grew
Around this band that nobody knew
Orders poured in for t-shirts and tags
As everyone wanted to be part of the gag
The press picked it up and ran with the story
Launching the band to still greater glory
In less than a year, their fame spread far and wide
The only Rock legends who never even tried.
Now that I’ve told this story to you
There’s only one thing I’d ask you to do
Spread the word and share in the fun
Toxic Chemical Smoothie’s for everyone!
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