There were three churches in my town that were all infested with squirrels. They each came up with a different way to deal with the infestation.
The first church hired an exterminator. He came by on a Monday morning, and by Sunday the squirrels were back.
The second church prayed to the Lord to deliver them from the squirrels, but did nothing themselves to solve the problem. The squirrels never left.
The third church had a young, zealous pastor who reasoned that since the squirrels were in church, they should be baptized. Now the squirrels are only there for Christmas and Easter.
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