What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?
Only two more sleeps till Christmas!
Christmas Jokes
"...Aaaand that's how the fight started."
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a c...
Q. What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?
A. Betty White.
What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?
We Three Kims
yo mama so old
Her first Christmas was the first Christmas
my wife is so ungrateful
for christmas I got her an electric chair and s...
If the employees in your human resources department were all very into Aleutian sea birds. . .
Around Christmas time, everyone would be sendin...
Gaming joke
I had a co-worker. After every weekend I asked ...
It's Christmas, and there is a chess convention in town.
All of the participants are given free rooms in...
(NSFW) Food for thought
It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her ...
I was in the attic the other day...
...and I found a Christmas present that I meant...
Red-nosed Rudolph was hit by a 747 and a flock of seagulls on Christmas Eve during a gift delivery over Barcelona
The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the pla...
What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?
Christmas in July
Little Billy
Little Billy wakes up full of excitement on Chr...
Christmas in July
A guy wants to get a really unique gift for his...
Tasty Tattoo
My girl just got a tattoo of a turkey on one th...
Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?
He was knotty.
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL...
All I want for Christmas
Boy: I want a brother for Christmas.
Santa: Sen...
In the vein of today's Star Wars announcement, a topical joke
In a deleted scene from Return of the Jedi, Luk...
Why did Jill fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why did she not get ba...