Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...
but there were problems everywhere. Four of his...
Christmas Jokes
Why does Santa never visit Jewish families on Christmas?
Jew's houses dont have chimneys, they already f...
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
"Thanks, I'll never part with it."
Cemetery Plot for Christmas
One Christmas time, an elderly woman opens her ...
101 Ways To Annoy People-Misc Joke
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the...
How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?
He felt his presents…
Christmas gift
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it'...
A man goes to buy a Christmas Tree...
... After the salesman rings him up and helps h...
Original Tree Pun =D
There was a tree in the backyard of the house I...
How did the angel get on top of the christmas tree?
So one year, Santa was having a bad time of it....
I just bought a Christmas tree and my buddy asked, "Are you going to put that up yourself?"
I replied, "No, I was thinking the living room."
The Shiny Watch of Jimmy
Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand n...
Did you hear about the time Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas?
He said it was the most violent book he'd ever ...
My son wants a bb gun for Christmas
I told him I'l give it my best shot
How did Darth Vader know what Luke would get for Christmas?
He felt his presents.
Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!
Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
I suffer from terrible insomnia
But on the bright side it's only three more sle...
Have you ever heard the story of how the angel got on top of the Christmas tree?
Once upon a time, three days before Christmas m...
What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?
...Baaaaaahumbug
Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?
Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!
Christmas Greeting Messages
A favorite holiday traditions of all time is fi...