It's Christmas, and there is a chess convention in town.

All of the participants are given free rooms in the local hotel. So, on the second day of the competition, all of the contestants are sitting in the lobby, waiting for the bus to pick them up and take them to the next round of matches. They are all bragging about their previous accomplishments and wins. Suddenly the manager bursts in, and yells at them, telling them to leave. The bellhop asks why he suddenly kicked them out, he responded "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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