Little Billy wakes up full of excitement on Christmas day. He rushes downstairs as fast as his little legs will carry him. Being from a poor family his parents can't afford much but he's grateful for what he receives. A small pile of inexpensive gifts are quickly opened by the young boy.
A little while later Little Billy asks his mother if he can call round to see his friend Johnny next door to see what he got for Christmas. His mother agrees but tells him not to be too long because she's preparing Christmas dinner.
Johnny opens the door to Little Billy, hardly able to hide his excitement Johnny invites his friend inside. Little Billy see stack upon stack of expensive gifts, A games console, tablet computer, new bicycle, a whole new wardrobe of clothes and piles and piles of toys. The room is literally stuffed with goodies.
"Wow" says Little Billy, "You got loads, didn't you."
Johnny nods his head, a big beaming smile plastered across his face.
Little Billy looks at all the wonderful presents filling the room then turns to his friend and says. "You know what Johnny, There's times I wish I had leukaemia too."
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