Christmas Jokes!
Saw these Christmas one-liners. If everyone is ...
Christmas Jokes
How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan was getting for christmas?
He felt his presents.
Seasonal Star Wars joke
> **Darth Vader**: Luke, I know what you're get...
Santa was having a really bad day....
Everything was going wrong. The elves were look...
So i've heard that christmas is cancelled this year...
... Joseph confessed everything.
Rednecks at the Pearly Gates
Three rednecks in Arkansas are out drinking an...
Santa is visiting the local mall...
And an eight year old girl is sitting on his la...
Why doesn't Santa have any children?
Because he only comes once a year and it's down...
Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?
Because he's a bad wrapper
Chris Rock and Drake Bell should make a Christmas special together, about making a song for a product...
...and call it "Jingle Bell Rock."
My wife said she wanted a divorce for Christmas.
I told her I did not want to spend that much.
My father?
There was a young woman who had never known her...
For Christmas my wife wanted something that went from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds.
So I bought her a scale.
I was going to buy my friend a bottle of water for Christmas.
And then I realized, that would be tasteless.
I guess if your a meth head
You've only got one sleep until Christmas
Question about a song:
Who is Phyllis Navi Daad and why are wishing he...
I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas...
...it's not her main present - just a stocking ...
Daddy, why do we put an angel at the top of the Christmas tree?
It was Christmas Eve and Santa was working over...
Christmas tree's for single mom's
Just big enough for her to carry by herself
I hope I get a watch for Christmas!
Because there's no present like the time.
A Christmas Wish
Little Johnny wrote a letter to Santa,
Dear Sa...