It was Christmas Eve and Santa was working overtime to try to get everything packed on the sleigh. The elves had gone on strike and everything was going wrong. But Santa didn’t want to ruin the season for the kids. An angel came by and asked Santa if she could help, but Santa was too angry at the elves and too busy to take time to tell the angel what to do.
Santa was throwing gifts into his bag when the bag tipped over.
Santa yelled at the air, cursing the elves for not being there as he picked up the spilled gifts.
“Can I help?” asked the angel.
“Just let me get this done!” yelled Santa as he threw the last of the gifts into the bag and threw the bag onto the sleigh, which broke a runner under the weight. Santa cursed and shook his fist in the air.
“What can I do to help?” asked the angel.
“Just leave me alone!” yelled Santa. Santa got the sleigh fixed and climbed up, ready to start the night. The angel saw a decorated tree resting by the sleigh, and knowing that Santa wanted to deliver it to a sleeping child, she grabbed the tree and ran toward the sleigh with it.
“Where can I put this tree, Santa?” the angel excitedly said, happy to finally be helping.
“I’ll tell you where you can shove it!” yelled Santa.
And that, son, is why the angel sits on the Christmas tree.
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