You could call today "Christmas Adam"
Because Adam came before Eve.
Christmas Jokes
All Pedro wanted was weeweechu
It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "He...
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?
Christmas Adam
What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
My wife is so moody at Christmas,
I blame the festive period.
I made up a Christmas joke today!
Santa and his reindeer crash and land in the mo...
How does NASA organize their Christmas party?
They planet
Christmas Jokes
Q: Why was Missis Claus mad last night?
A: Sa...
If you love Christmas so much...
*Why don't you merry it?*
What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?
A year in prison if there's any justice.
I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas.
It's not her main present, just a stocking filler
For Christmas I asked for the best looking person around
The next morning I woke up in a box
What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas?
Getting a N64 now
Don't worry if you are spending the Christmas all alone
because everyone will eventually die xD
I remember the Christmas my son got me my first DVD.
It was a rental...6 days overdue. And we didn...
What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas? (as told by my first grade daughter)
They both have Sandy Claws.
BOOM!
Contest! The Three Funniest Jew Jokes get a free Christmas hat [US & Canada Only]
We're jews over at Rally Flip Cap and we think ...
A years worth of jokes
Every week a guy I work with sends out jokes, h...
What's the best gift you can buy at Christmas?
A broken drum, you can't beat it.