What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?
"All I want for christmas is yeux"
Christmas Jokes
What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?
Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl
Going to the middle east for Christmas
Because Christmas is da bomb there...
Came up ...
What does ISIS want for Christmas?
Turkey, apparently.
My house is the only one on our street with Christmas lights up
I guess the rest of the neighbours are a bunch ...
It was Christmastime, and everyone was feeling merry..
..so she went home.
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I know it works b...
What do ISIS want for Christmas?
Turkey, apparently.
What do ISIS want for Christmas?
Turkey, apparently.
What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?
White Christmas.
It took me just 30 minutes to get the Christmas tree up yesterday...
It took surgeons 4 hours to get it back out again.
Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?
Because of Santa and his Raindeer.
Obama supporters are like Christmas lights...
Half of them don't work and the other half aren...
Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?
Because his bread was stollen!!!
Why Christmas is like a job day?
You do all the work but the big fat man in suit...
Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
My sister is gifting me some rain forest this Christmas...
Is it possible to hire some local loggers or wi...
Topical Jokes for 11/23
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It was Christmas day.....
and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked t...
What does a Jew do to make them love Christmas?
Install a parking meter on the roof.