Saw these Christmas one-liners. If everyone is drunk at Christmas, these might be funny!
Q: What do you call an elf who sings? A: a wrapper!
Q: Why is Christmas just like your job? A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Why is Santa so jolly? A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why doesn’t Santa have any kids? A: He only comes once a year.
Q: Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: Claustrophobic.
Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? A: Snowballs.
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