Christmas Jokes
My friend threw a pebble at me for not giving him the video game he wanted for Christmas...
I just said 'Let he who is without sims throw t...
What did Hitler get the Jews for Christmas?
Nothing. Jews don't celebrate Christmas.
My mom went to go buy a Christmas tree from the store
The man behind the counter said "are you going ...
Three guys arrive at the Pearly Gates...
...(Insert your favorite racial epithets here) ...
I work out religiously...
On christmas and Easter!
Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25
What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?
You only get presents from one set of grandpare...
Who Says Men Don't Remember
A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping ...
My girlfriend told me that if I were a tree, she'd want me to be a Christmas tree so she could spruce me up
I told her she'd probably be a huge birch
What does a transvestite do on Christmas?
Eat, drink and be Mary
I got a sweater for christmas...
I really wanted a moaner but I got a sweater.
A lady goes to a tattoo parlor
A lady goes to a tattoo parlor and gets a tatto...
CHURCH SQUIRRELS
There were five houses of religion in a small t...
A little girl writes a Christmas letter to Santa
"Dear Santa, I want a fur coat and a scarf for ...
A good 'ole story from my algebra II teacher Mr. Locke (or as some call him MLocke)
This will be entirely from the point of view of...
Being engaged
Daddy what does being engaged mean?
Son It's li...
Christmas with the family
While I greatly enjoy the presence of their com...
The Irish Nun and warm milk
In a convent in Ireland , the 98-year-old Mothe...
When I was a kid we were so poor...
If I didn't wake up at christmas with a hard-on...
A young couple is having their first christmas together and they're cooking a turkey.
Just before they put the turkey in the oven the...