My girlfriend told me that if I were a tree, she'd want me to be a Christmas tree so she could spruce me up

My sister is...

Is it possible to hire some local loggers or will I have to travel to Brazil...

My Position

A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you...

Christmas Parrot

A man wants to buy a pet for his girlfriend for Christmas, so he goes to a...

My Doctor says I...

So now I hit the gym on Christmas and Easter.

Santa's Visit

It's Christmas Eve, and Santa arrives in the ghetto. He jumps down the...

heaven

Following a distinguished legal career, a man arrived at the Gates of...

What do a...

Their balls are just for decoration.

Funny Thoughts 4

If we had a president that was a woman, would her husband be the first man?...

Topical Jokes for...

(for best results, read in the voice of your favorite late night host)...

Christmas Downsizing

The usual large flamboyant typeface associated with the season's greetings...