Whats you favorite Christmas joke?
I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would...
Christmas Jokes
If I hear another Karen Carpenter Christmas song...
...I'm going to puke.
Christmas Joke... Three men died....
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met b...
A son asks his father
Son: Dad, what do I give my
girlfriend as a Chr...
A man was at a Christmas party in San Bernardino ...
Everyone was on their best behavior, so when th...
Did you hear about the Christmas Party in San Bernadino?
It was wild. A Muslim couple showed up and put...
Hillary, Trump, and Cruz walk into a bar
Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, and Ted Cruz wal...
A Christmas joke for you: Where do snowmen go to dance?
The snowball!
Christmas song for people with synesthesia:
do you see what I heeeaarrr
Why did the anorexic cow take great offense when the farmer wished him Merry Christmas?
...because he was a moo-slim.
How do Jews celebrate Christmas?
They put parking meters on the roof
What do doctors hope to see on Christmas
Santa-Gauze! I'll see myself out...
This Christmas buy your Hoes something nice.
cause its the thot that counts
A woman was telling Santa what she wanted from christmas...
She said "Santa, this year for Christmas I'd o...
YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART OF BEING ADDICTED TO METH IS?!?
ONLY ONE MORE NIGHT TILL CHRISTMAS!
Why are dyslexic children afraid of Christmas?
Wouldn't you be scared if Satan came down the c...
All I want for Christmas, is
???? *shoe*s ????
What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
I have something of a love/hate relationship with Christmas music on the radio.
I say that because unfortunately, it's the only...
I remember as a child, lying awake at night on Christmas Eve waiting for Santa to come...
...then there was always that awkward silence a...
This past Christmas I told my wife that all I wanted for Christmas was an Xbox.
That's it. Beginning and end of the list; Xbox....
A couple were Christmas shopping...
The shopping center was packed and as the wife ...
My estranged father bought me a telescope for Christmas
We're a lot closer now.
My mom asks if I could help her bake bread this Christmas.
She kneads me.