I have something of a love/hate relationship with Christmas music on the radio.

I say that because unfortunately, it's the only time of the year when radio stations will play Sinatra or the Jackson 5 on a regular basis.

Fortunately, it means that for the rest of the year, I don't have to listen to Johnny Mathis.

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