What do you call a Christmas killing
A myrrh-dur
Christmas Jokes
A Couple is Walking in East Berlin on Christmas Eve...
A couple is walking in East Berlin on Christmas...
A Holiday Snack
It was Christmas Eve.
A woman came home to he...
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Nothing.
Because he's Jewish.
"Why can't a Christmas tree walk?
"Because it **doesn't have legs**."
"Ugh, that...
Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas this year.
Luke: What, How is that possible!?
Vader: I f...
Merry Christmas:2002
How do you know every Tickle-Me-Elmo is male?
B...
Despite it being close to Christmas, I'm still on my Summer diet...
...I'll have summer that, summer that, and summ...
Why was Santa upset he got a sweater for Christmas?
Because he wanted a screamer of a moaner.
What did the homeless got for Christmas?
Hypothermia.
Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?
Elf and safety
Putting a selfie on the top of your Christmas tree...
...because you're such a f**king star!
I got my beautiful wife a lovely woolie hat and a coat for Christmas.
She's gonna need it because I've just lost our ...
Why we put an angel on top of the Christmas tree:
Santa was having a rough Christmas Eve. His elv...
Your mother is like a Christmas raffle.
$1 a strip.
It only took me 20 minutes to get the Christmas tree up this year.
It took doctors 6 hours to get it back out again.
Make a Christmas wish
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Gir...
A couple is walking...
A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on...
Important Holiday news alert!!!
We have just received word from a credible so...
What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?
His verdict.
The real reason there's an angel on the top of the Christmas tree.
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the tr...
What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?
A Giving Christmas Tree
Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?
Because they Marry Christmas!
What's the same about Christmas and work?
I do all the work and a fat man in a suit gets ...