Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, and Ted Cruz walk into a bar on Christmas Eve.
Hillary tells the bartender: "Good evening, my man! Pour me a drink, I'm tired and thirsty from all the campaigning."
Donald Trump then says: "Merry Christmas! I want a drink too."
He then looks closely at the bartender and says, "You are incredibly ugly. And bald. I hate ugly people. I have always been a very beautiful man. Because I'm beautiful and a winner and ahead in all the polls by 30 points, I have slept with all the beautiful women in the planet. Wish your mother had killed you when you were born!"
Everyone is shocked. But Trump is on a roll. "When I'm President, I will have all the bald, ugly men and the fat, ugly women deported. And only the most beautiful people will be allowed to enter the country."
Nobody can believe their ears. They stand there too shocked to say anything. Finally a reporter, who was also there, asks Ted Cruz, "Sir, are you shocked by this behavior?"
Ted Cruz says, "Of course. This is disgusting. Hillary said 'Good evening' instead of 'Merry Christmas.'"
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