Why didn't the Germans eat their Christmas cake?
Because it was Stollen.
I made up this joke wh...
Christmas Jokes
Stevie Wonder got a cheesegrater for Christmas.
He said it was the most violent book he's ever ...
How did Darth Vader know what Luke had for Christmas?
He felt his presents.
My 5 year old daughter wants a Tampon for Christmas
She has no idea what it is, but she knows what ...
Christmas song
Single bells, Single bells. Single all the way....
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring...
Not even a mouse stirred.
How does Darth Vader know what Luke is getting for Christmas?
He felt his presents.
How did Darth Vadar know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presence
What is Soulja Boy's favorite type of Christmas song??
YUUUUUUUUUULLLEEE!!!!!!!!!
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents.
Everyone wants a white Christmas...
but all Christmases matter!!!
Last year for Christmas I got my little brother an abacus in the shape of a medieval Stronghold...
He hated it and was really ungrateful. Our dad ...
How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?
With a Nine Inch Nail.
How did Luke always know what Darth was getting him for Christmas?
He felt his presents...
I Hate Christmas!
And whoever started it should be nailed to a cr...
if your partner has her time of the month this or next week
it will be the christmas period
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? [not a spoiler]
Darth Vader: "Luke!" ::mechanical breathing:: "...
What did the guy who burglarized the German bakers store at Christmas find out.
All of his cookies were Stollen.
I asked my Nan what she wanted for Christmas. "Something from the Body Shop please," she replied.....
Hope she's got enough room in the flat for the ...
What did the pervert get for Christmas?
A partial in a pear tree.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl:...
Sad Christmas Story
Late last week, I was rushing around trying to ...
What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?
An elf driving car
Since it's so close to Christmas: Why did Kim Bauer hate Christmas?
Because growing up, every Christmas she would r...